|
An exceptionally successful waste of money.
I, literally, almost wet myself throughout this trash of epic proportions. As it (itself) transformed as if magically, before my own (and, clearly, those of the other awe-struck paying spectators) bewildered and incredulous eyes.
It actually reminds me somewhat of a joke I once came across.
Two blokes go into a pub, I say two, but it's actually a three bloke joke, so they have to wait for the other one who hadn't shown up yet. They were having a drink, you know, when this woman came over and said, "I see you're missing a person for your joke, if you want I can give you a hand" and they said "Well, thanks but this is a Three _blokes_ joke, it's not gonna work with two blokes and a woman". So she says, "well, actually I'm a man, I was waiting on a trans-sexual inuendo routine that's running late". So they say "Oh, fair enough then, thanks". Right then the third bloke enters the pub, all panting and wheezing "sorry, sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a shaggy-dog story, the guy spun in out, kept milking it... wait a minute, who's she?" they say "It's not a she, it's a man, he's filling in for you in this routine", "Oh, dumping me are you? you can't dump me, I've been doing this joke for 20 years, no party, nothing, just fired?" "oh, just shut up, will you, and sit down over there". So they try to start the joke and the third guy starts heckling and says "...HEARD IT!" "Of course you heard it ye bloody idiot, you've been doing this for the last 20 years. and stop this now, you're not hijacking this joke" and the thind guy pulls out a gun and says "That's it, RIGHT, I'm hijacking this joke, I'm taking you on a surrealist ramble...", "you bloody idiot" says another "by pulling out that gun you've already taken us on a surrealist ramble, now we're in Gibb's paradox, a self defeating two dimensional continuum, we can no longer justify our own existance... and as they said that their words began to melt and faded into a delicate hanging cadence.
[+] lascia un commento a massimo_ingoio »
[ - ] lascia un commento a massimo_ingoio »
|
twitter
diventa fan
